The Australian apple industry has today condemned the national broadcaster the ABC over what they say is a deliberate and calculated bias against apple’s in favour of trendy leftist bananas. A spokesperson for the industry told the (un) Australian, “These… Read More ›
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NYPD Funeral Protest Gets Transported Back To 1997.
A sea of blue uniforms have been sent hurtling through the space-time continuum on Sunday as hundreds of officers were caught in a time rift while protesting New York Mayor Bill de Blasio during his eulogy for slain police officer… Read More ›
I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Channel 10
Channel 10 is on the hunt for celebrities to appear in their planned production of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, only to discover that all of their celebrities have already gotten out of there. The broadcaster had… Read More ›
Man Converted To Islam By Halal Food Upset He Can No Longer Drink Beer
Federal MP Luke Simpkins has raised the alarm over Australians being unwittingly converted to Islam via eating Halal-certified food, using his own horrifying tale of forced conversion as a warning. The Liberal member for Cowan told The (un)Australian: “All I did what all true Aussies… Read More ›
The Interview Release Cancelled On The Back Of Threats; Bad Reviews
Sony pictures announced this week that they are cancelling the release of The Interview on the back of terrorist threats and some absolutely scathing reviews. Sony pictures have been the target of cyber-attacks once it was revealed that the plot… Read More ›
Muslim Aussies Wish Boring Bogans Would Stop Trying To Ride With Them
While appreciating the gesture, Australia’ muslim population has put out a request that boring non muslim Australians would stop sitting beside them on the train or bus and let them journey to their destination in peace. “Look, it’s really nice… Read More ›