Treasurer Joe Hockey has today refused to blame the billion dollar budget blow out on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or indeed the boogie. When The (un) Australian questioned whether the embattled Treasurer was, instead of defending the… Read More ›
A source in Heaven has told The (un)Australian that God has finally declared that, once and for all, He has “totally had it” with humanity after hearing of the new craze featuring hipsters wearing Christmas “baubles” attached to their carefully stylised… Read More ›
JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, has announced this week that she regrets a death that occurred in the best-selling book series. However fans expecting her to lament the loss of popular characters such as Dumbledore, Fred Weasley,… Read More ›
In a disturbing event, around 10:00am (AEDT) on Monday morning, editors, journalists, and commentators across the country were struck down by unexplained simultaneous orgasms. While information is still limited, what has emerged so far is that it happened without warning… Read More ›
Politician, minister and prominent tweeter Fred Nile spent the day yesterday in Sydney taking “selfies” at Martin Place in the hope it would help end the hostage situation. Whilst most leaders and respectable human beings stayed out of the CBD… Read More ›
In the early hours of Tuesday morning in the Sydney CBD, a hostage crises ends in a hail of gun fire, killing three people including the gunman and injuring several others. A dark end to a trying day, a city starts… Read More ›
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