It’s 9.30 at night. The phone rings. A representative for Vernon Sanders, EVP of Comedy Programming at NBC is on the line. The company regrets to inform you that they’re pulling the plug on your comeback sitcom. They’ll be publishing… Read More ›
Opinion
Opinion: Reclaim Australia Protesters Just Like Any Ordinary Aussies With Swastika Tattoos
The protesters who turned out for Saturday’s “Reclaim Australia” rallies across Australia have been caricatured as racists and “far right extremists.” We are neither. We are just ordinary true blue, fair dinkum Aussies who love doing what all mainstream Aussies love — going to… Read More ›
We Were Hacked!
Yesterday The (un)Australian was hacked and an erroneous article was posted that claimed we had been silenced due to pending legal action. Keen-eyed readers were quick to realise the article was a fraud, as it was too well written. When news… Read More ›
Editorial: NSW Needs Change. Vote For The Only Party With A Track Record Of Shooting Elephants
New South Wales goes to the polls tomorrow. There is much at stake, but no one could doubt that one topic, more than any other, has exercised the minds of NSW voters: there are too many goddamn elephants in Africa…. Read More ›
Opinion: Jokes About President Obama’s Death Are ‘Too Soon’
Look, I don’t need to tell you that I like a laugh. I’m known around the office as the “office cut up”. A Monday doesn’t go by without me commenting on it. My speeches at the Walkley awards are legendary for… Read More ›
I Still Call Australia Europe
After the confusion of winning The Asian Cup, Australia woke up yesterday to the news that it was all an act and is actually still part of Europe. Austria discovered the mistake and rectified the error immediately. ‘We have put Greece… Read More ›
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