In an unprecedented move, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has decided to appoint his New Zealand counterpart John Key as the new minister for women. Mr Abbott said after watching John Key’s expert and tactical handling of the NZ ponytail affair,… Read More ›
Politics
Tony Abbott Appears On Cover Of Zoo Magazine
The prime minister Tony Abbott has appeared on the front cover of Zoo magazine. In a move widely interpreted as a retaliation to Malcolm Turnbull’s recent appearance in GQ magazine, the Prime Minister posed for the photo shoot in one of… Read More ›
Pressure Mounts On Turnbull To Contest Manly Dam Spill
Confusion is rife within the Liberal Party over rumours that Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is preparing to announce his candidacy in the Manly Dam Spill. Turnbull has previously indicated that were a spill motion to pass, it would not be… Read More ›
ISIS Recruiter Declares ‘We’d Give You Monday Off’
In the lead up to Anzac Day a recruitment video for ISIS has emerged, which declares that if ISIS Day fell on a Saturday you’d still get Monday off. The recruitment video is clearly trying to woo disgruntled Australians who… Read More ›
Budget Leak: Immigration Detainees To Pay Own Way
Plans to introduce a policy whereby illegal boat arrivals must pay for the cost of their own detention has been leaked a few weeks away from announcing the federal budget for 2015-16. The leaked budget documents indicate that under the… Read More ›
Eastern States Premiers Furious As West Australian Premier Keeps Arriving Two Hours Late For COAG Meetings
The premiers of Victoria and NSW have asked Colin Barnett to please adjust his watch to AET after WA premier once again disrupted Council of Australian Government talks by arriving two hours after the scheduled start. “I get confused. Am… Read More ›