“Let’s not use this latest incident as another ‘let’s-bash-Tony-Abbott’ occasion,” Coalition frontbencher and Preferred Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told the press today, while desperately trying to suppress a smirk. The Prime Minister In Waiting was speaking after yet another gaffe/deeply offensively racist comment… Read More ›
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Hockey So Shocked By Corruption Charge He Could Not Complete Quid Pro Quo
Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey has told a Federal Court that he was so shocked by the Sydney Morning Herald’s “Treasurer For Sale” headline that he could not complete the private meeting a business elite had donated tens of thousands of… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Radicalised By ISIS Propaganda
Prime Minister Tony Abbott in a statement to parliament today revealed he had been radicalised by ISIS propaganda. Mr Abbott told the house he had been searching death cult websites in an effort to design a counter propaganda program when… Read More ›
Prime Minister Promises South Australia $20bn Flag Contract
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has blindsided the opposition with a bold plan to buy all government flags from South Australian firms. The ACTU has yet to formally respond to the move due to today’s anti-Abbott rallies and The (un) Australian… Read More ›
Fred Nile Named International Hater Of The Year
The International Society for Hate and Intolerance (ISFHAI), based in Dubai has today announced that Australian politician, minister and attention seeker Fred Nile has been awarded the title of International Hater of the Year for 2015, narrowly tipping out last… Read More ›
Government Introduces Two Tiered ‘Priority’ And ‘Metadata’ Stamps
In a move that is sure to shock your parents, the Cabinet has approved Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s proposal to increase the cost of stamps from 70c to $1. A stamp, for those born after 1991, is a little sticky… Read More ›