Dozens of not so hard-working Australians have voiced their concerns about how various government departments have been spending the tax money that they raised barely a sweat earning. “I work all day long operating a stop and go sign at… Read More ›
Politics
Greens Call For Bush Fires To Be Renamed ‘Regeneration Opportunities’
The Australian Greens have today called for bush fires to be re-named ‘Regeneration Opportunities’. Their argument being that the term bush fires attaches a negative stigma on a natural occurring event. A spokesperson for The Greens told The (un) Australian,… Read More ›
Christopher Pyne’s Hat Stolen By Rough Kids And Thrown Out Of Bus Window
Federal minister for education Christopher Pyne has had his hat stolen from him and thrown out the window of the bus by some public school kids as he was travelling to work on Monday. “Two kids from West Canberra Boys… Read More ›
Russell Crowe To Be Named Australian Ambassador For Women
A federal government spokesperson has told The (un)Australian that the government was likely to name actor Russell Crowe as an Ambassador for Women reporting directly to the Minister for Women Tony Abbott. The spokesperson added: “We all know the government and especially the PM… Read More ›
Sen. Leyonhjelm: ‘Street Violence Only Solution To Sydney’s Siege Epidemic’
Crossbench Senator David Leyonhjelm has called for a “wild west, Texas style” approach to gun ownership, not unlike the way Lone Star Steakhouse approaches its steaks and cheese fries. Calling for greater access to guns, Leyonhjelm believes an armed citizenry would… Read More ›
Babadook Infestation Makes Abbott Regret Not Appointing A Science Minister.
Prime Minister Abbott is convinced that Kirribilli House has become home to Babadooks after accidentally watching a horror film about the supernatural creatures while sleeping over at a friend’s place. “If we had a science minister, he could science something up to… Read More ›
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