Opposition leader Peter Dutton, buoyed by the boost in polls he has received after spending weeks trashing the Voice, has told colleagues that he will look to win the next election with his signature policy, a return of the white… Read More ›
Politics
Dutton Incensed That He’s Forced To Remove His Hood Whilst Voting
The Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton is incensed, after being told that he would have to remove his white hood tomorrow when he votes in the referendum. ”What sort of country have we become when a good honest… Read More ›
Dutton Tells Colleagues: ”It’s Not A Lie If The Press Don’t Question It”
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has told colleagues that it’s not a lie if the press don’t question you on it. ”Pete has been getting a bit loose with the truth over the last couple of weeks,” said a… Read More ›
Hanson Reminds Voters That The K Is Silent When Voting Know In The Voice Referendum
Australia’s leading racist, Pauling Hanson, has gone onto social media to spread the word to her followers to remember that the K is silent when voting know in the upcoming Voice referendum. ”This referendum is rigged against my people,” declared… Read More ›
Credlin Thanks Andrews After His Resignation Gave Her The Greatest Orgasm Of Her Life
Low rating Sky News host, Peta Credlin, has sent former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews a thank you note after his resignation led her to achieve the greatest orgasm of her life. ”I’m not actually a smoker but after that I… Read More ›
Dutton Shocked To Learn That Politics Is In Fact A Popularity Contest
Low polling Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn over the weekend that politics is in fact a popularity contest. ”Peter thought the object of the game was to appeal to Sky News after dark, he… Read More ›
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