The Commonwealth Games’ opening ceremony has excited great controversy among all Australians named Pauline Hanson, with one Pauline Hanson taking to Sky News to express outrage at the limited opportunities to generate cheap publicity with feigned outrage. “I mean honestly, I… Read More ›
It’s been revealed that God has set aside specific time to answer the prayers of athletes competing at the upcoming Commonwealth games. This has meant he will have to put other requests on hold, such as those in off-shore detention,… Read More ›
In a surprising move former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been announced as Darren Lehmann’s replacement as coach of the Australian cricket team. “It is an honour to get the tap on the shoulder especially at the moment as… Read More ›
As the ex-Australia vice-captain comes to terms with his year long ban from the game, Warner has taken the opportunity to re-apply for his old job at supermarket chain Woolworths. In a 2015/6 advertising campaign, Warner, the then ambassador of… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has blasted the behaviour of the Australian Men’s Cricket Team and demanded a recall of Australia’s greatest ever player: “The chaps at the office tell me the current Australian Captain, Geoff Smith, is the second… Read More ›
The Australian public has condemned their cricket team over the cheating scandal that has engulfed the team’s South African tour. Calling it the darkest day in Australian history, the emphasised it was the worst thing any Australian has ever done,… Read More ›
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