Cricket fans are in for a fresh treat, with the Fourth Test between Australia and India starting in Sydney on Tuesday expected to feature yet more former Test cricketers pausing between their seemingly endless anecdotes about their own careers to… Read More ›
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Newspoll On Preferred Vice Captain: Christopher Pyne 53%, Shane Watson 47%
Shane Watson’s chances of recovering the Australian test vice captaincy have been dealt a stinging blow after a Newspoll found he currently trails Education Minister Chris Pyne by 6 percentage points. The Newspoll survey published in today’s Australian asked 1500… Read More ›
Michael Clarke And Qantas Jet Synchronise Breakdown
Michael Clarke has re-injured his back after the Qantas charter jet he is travelling on went into a rapid descent due to a mid-flight malfunction. The Boeing 737 lost altitude after it’s landing gear was prematurely lowered due to a… Read More ›
Bridget Abbott In Line To Replace Clarke For Second Test
Sources close to Australian cricket selectors have told The (un)Australian that Bridget Abbott, the 21-year-old daughter of the prime minister, was front-runner to replace captain Michael Clarke should he not recover from his back injury in time for the Second Test… Read More ›
Collingwood FC: Casual Racism Leads To Profits
Collingwood Football Club are set to report strong profits after a year marred by racial controversy. “We’re feeling about as big as King Kong after this result” said a jubilant Eddy McGuire. “If it wasn’t for this nations casual approach… Read More ›
Ange Postecoglou Declares ‘We’re Building For The 2032 World Cup’
Socceroos coach Ange Postecoglou has named his squad for the upcoming Asian Cup under increasing pressure to produce results after a return of just two wins from twelve matches at the helm. The Socceroos have plummeted to the lowly ranking… Read More ›