Australian’s have chosen the word ‘circle-jerk’ as in the collective noun for a group of journalists, ie a circle-jerk of journalists as their word of the year for 2023. ”It’s been a tough year this year to come up with… Read More ›
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Inventor Of Dad Jokes Dies: To Be Buried In Dead Centre Of Town
Tributes continue to pour in for inventor of the dad joke Iva Biggin, who died tragically after being torn apart by a bear at the zoo, most hoping that he now rests in pieces. “We’re very sad because we’ve lost… Read More ›
Dutton Tells Colleagues: ”It’s Not A Lie If The Press Don’t Question It”
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has told colleagues that it’s not a lie if the press don’t question you on it. ”Pete has been getting a bit loose with the truth over the last couple of weeks,” said a… Read More ›
Dutton’s Ep Of Kitchen Cabinet Delayed Till The Toxicologists Report Comes Back On The Mushrooms
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has had his episode of the ABC show Kitchen Cabinet delayed until a toxicologists report can come back and report on what sort of mushroom Peter used in his casserole. ”It was all going… Read More ›
B2 Calls B1 A Scab After The Banana Refuses To Join The ABC Strike
A fight has broken out at the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters after the popular Bananas in Pajamas duo had a disagreement over the upcoming strike, with sources saying B2 called B1 a scab. ”It was really awkward and quite heated, one… Read More ›
Perrotet Tipped To Run A Trash Fire As Lead Candidate In The Upper House
Dress up loving NSW premier Dom Perrotet is tipped today to announce that he will be running a trash fire as his lead candidate in the Upper House at the upcoming election. ”It’s a no lose situation for the Premier… Read More ›
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