Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has commended the Queensland Government on their plan to buy a Virgin, with the MP saying that he will be first in line for a ride. ”I don’t usually agree with the Palasczuk Labor… Read More ›
Airlines
Combustible Russell Crowes Banned From Planes
The world’s airlines have banned Russell Crowes from their cargo holds after fears the highly flammable actor may catch fire due to faulty wiring inside his brain. “We just can’t take the risk that a Russell Crowe may burst into… Read More ›
Breaking: Qantas Flight Lands Safely And On Time
Australian airline Qantas today celebrated the landing of an on time flight from Sydney to Perth, in a week which saw them divert three flights due to mechanical failure. Qantas CEO Alan Joyce fronted the media to talk about the… Read More ›
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