Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called upon the Nation’s women to never wear any skirts shorter than ankle length, so as to not tempt his colleague Andrew Laming to up-skirt them. ”The Ladies of Australia need to realise that… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spent her Sunday calling West Australian Premier Mark McGowan to ask him to help her spell schadenfreude. She chose to call the West Australian Premier as the number she has for Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk… Read More ›
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all businesses that operate in the State to start paying their employees in gold coins rather than doing so electronically. ”It breaks my heart that in the great State of NSW people are being… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he has never been to Queensland and hopes to one day travel to the State when asked for comment on the LNP’s loss at this weekend’s QLD election. ”I congratulate… Read More ›
Energy Minister Angus Taylor has today announced that the Federal Government plans to go all in on gas, with plans to start mining eccentric Queensland billionaire Clive Palmer. ”The Morrison Government is firmly committed to gas,” said a spokesman for… Read More ›
