The Nation’s banks have called on the Albanese Government to relax the laws around selling human organs in order to allow people to afford the latest interest rate rise. ”The Government needs to do all it can to allow us… Read More ›
Anthony Albanese
Condom Shortage Jeopardises Barnaby’s Upcoming Bucks Party
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is hitting the phones this weekend in order to track down as many condoms as he can in order to save his upcoming bucks party. ”Bloody Albo is swanning… Read More ›
Albo Says Good Morning Dutton Condemns Him For Not mentioning Night
The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has opened up his press conference today with a greeting of good morning. This has resulted in the Opposition leader, Peter Dutton putting out a press release condemning the PM for failing to include good… Read More ›
Albo Puts On A Brave Face After Hearing Biden Booked The B-52’s Instead of Devo
Australian Prime Minister and part-time DJ, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese, has put on a brave face after being told that President Biden has booked the B-52’s for their up coming State dinner instead of Devo. ”Ah, look the B-52’s have had… Read More ›
Dutton Promises A Return Of The White Australia Policy If Elected
Opposition leader Peter Dutton, buoyed by the boost in polls he has received after spending weeks trashing the Voice, has told colleagues that he will look to win the next election with his signature policy, a return of the white… Read More ›
Dutton Incensed That He’s Forced To Remove His Hood Whilst Voting
The Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton is incensed, after being told that he would have to remove his white hood tomorrow when he votes in the referendum. ”What sort of country have we become when a good honest… Read More ›
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