Opposition leader (LOL) Peter Dutton has said: ”Who?” When asked today about the whereabouts of his shadow Indigenous Affairs minister Jacinta Nampijimpa Price. ”I’m not sure who this Jacinta person is that you are asking about,” said the Opposition leader…. Read More ›
The AUS Dictionary has today announced that the word adultery has been named it’s 2023 word of the year, narrowly pipping arsehole, a word commonly used to describe real estate agents. ”It was quite a tough year this year but… Read More ›
The Coalition has demanded that the Albanese Government immediately change the law to allow those under the age of 40 to be able to sell their kidneys in order to get into the housing market. ”What sort of society does… Read More ›
Recently married root rat, bored Barnaby Joyce, has taken up a new hobby, investigating conspiracy theories. ”I was sitting at home last Friday night, bored out of my brain, when I decided to look at one of the many millions… Read More ›
Australian Senator and part-time reality TV contestant, Pauline Hanson, has demanded to know why there is no white Friday sales. ”How dare the whites be discriminated against! Screeched Pauline, ”There’s black Friday sales and even EOFYS sales, but us whites… Read More ›
The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer (yep, really), Angus Taylor, has proudly told his colleagues that he did a meme about his opponent, Treasurer Jim Chalmers. ”Angus was very proud to successfully post a meme and from the right account as well,”… Read More ›
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