Former PM Scott Morrison has condemned his successor Anthony Albanese for failing to cook a curry or build a chook house and instead jetting off overseas to talk to World leaders. ”Where’s Albo’s priorities?” Asked the hi-vis wearing ex-PM. ”He’s… Read More ›
Australia’s former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has written in an opinion piece in which he suggests that politicians, particularly opposition front benchers, should have diplomatic immunity, to help them get on with the job. “I, as a member of parliament… Read More ›
Former Minister for Women (yep, really) Tony Abbott has been overheard telling friends in Manly how if he were still Prime Minister he would’ve soundly defeated Indonesian President Joko Widodo in a bike race. The boast came after the current… Read More ›
Australia’s former deputy PM (yep,really) Barnaby Joyce has reacted angrily to being appointed shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs when he had his heart set on Home or Foreign Affairs. ”I don’t know what sort of game Dutto is playing at… Read More ›
Australia’s former Prime Minister (LOL) Scotty who was fired from marketing has taken a break from squatting at Kirribilli to reach out to new Opposition leader Peter Dutton to see if he wants any of his infamous curry recipes. ”Being… Read More ›
Australia’s media pack has reacted angrily to news that new Prime Minister Anthony Albanese failed to find a spot in his cabinet for Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”This is just a ridiculous move by Albo,” said an anonymous Journalist. ”Lord… Read More ›
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