When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know Mark, the… Read More ›
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Drinking Alone Defended As End-Of-Week Drinks By Bloke Working From Home
Western Sydney IT worker, Ray Walker, has defended spending his afternoon knocking back Bacardi Breezers alone at his desk by declaring that he’s celebrating end-of-week drinks. ”Look, everyone has a few drinks on Friday. The bloke from Uber Eats was… Read More ›
Dutton Demands Indigenous Australians Apologise For Rising Mortgage Costs
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has demanded that Indigenous Australians apologise to the Nation’s mortgage holders over the rise in interest rates seen over the last year. ”Before we started talking about the Voice interest rates were low and… Read More ›
England’s Anger Over Ashes Result Has Australia Stumped
Australians have woken up this morning to to a sea of anger from the Motherland over last night’s Ashes test result, which has left them stumped as to the reason why. ”Yeah, I started watching it but flicked over to… Read More ›
Dutton Calls For A Sensible Debate On Bringing Back The White Australia Policy
Opposition leader Peter Dutton, a man who proudly walked out on the apology to the stolen generation, has called for a sensible debate on the merits of bringing back the white Australia policy. ”Look, I’m not racist but, we need… Read More ›
Dentists Mourn The Loss OF Fantales
Dentists around the country have today called for a minutes silence and a day of remembrance after it was announced that the iconic sweet Fantales were to be discontinued. ”This one definitely hits hard,” said Bellerive based dentist Dr Isaac… Read More ›
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