Western Sydney IT worker, Ray Walker, has defended spending his afternoon knocking back Bacardi Breezers alone at his desk by declaring that he’s celebrating end-of-week drinks.

”Look, everyone has a few drinks on Friday. The bloke from Uber Eats was telling me he planned to knock back a few at the end of the day, as he dropped me off this 4-pack,” said Ray. ”I should give him a call and get another 4-pack. Never know – maybe he might want to stay and watch the footy tonight.”

”Poor footy players. They don’t get to work from home, do they? They also have to wear pants all day. Suckas!!!”

When asked if he missed working in the office, Ray said: ”Na, not at all. I get so much done at home.”

”No pesky meetings, no interruptions, no contact with the outside world – except for Dave the Uber Eats guy.”

”You know, I might give him a call. I bet he’d love to stop by and knock back a few guava-flavoured Bacardi Breezers.”

”Or maybe he’d like pineapple … yeah, let’s get pineapple this time.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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