A thrifty psychopathic Woolworths shopper with a pathological hatred of dolphins believes that a 15 cent plastic bag that he has found is the bargain of a lifetime. “The last time I choked a dolphin in person I had to… Read More ›
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Woolies Scrap Single Use Checkout Operators
Customers will have to bring their own checkout operators from home after retail giant Woolworths announced the banning of single use checkout operators. “Fishermen kept finding our discarded checkout operators in the stomachs of sharks and dolphins, plus their gas… Read More ›
