Ryde man Ian Decisive has taken stress leave this week after a Saturday afternoon trip to his local bottle-o to pick up a 6 pack left him broken down and emotional, after wall after wall of obscure beer types greeted… Read More ›
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ScoMo Scoffs At Labor’s $300 For A Jab, Claiming He’d Need 2 McKenzies Just To Administer It
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has scoffed at Labor’s proposal to reward those that come forward for a vaccination jab be with $300 cash, claiming he’d need 2 Bridget McKenzies and the world’s largest spreadsheet to administer it. ”The… Read More ›
Albo Announces Australia Wide DJ Tour In An Effort To Boost His Popularity
Opposition leader Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has reacted to the latest Newspoll by announcing that he will embark on a Nationwide DJ tour in an effort to boost his sagging popularity. “We’ve seen the polls and to be fair it is… Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Neck A Yard Glass Of Macca’s Coke In Honour Of Bob Hawke
Scott Morrison has pledged to take some time out in his final days campaigning as Prime Minister to neck a yard glass of Macca’s coke as a tribute to former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. “I know a lot of Australian’s… Read More ›
Five Middle Aged Men Die At BBL Match After Consuming Tainted Beer
The NSW Government is again resisting calls for beer testing at major sporting events following the deaths of five middle aged men at a BBL match who consumed an unconfirmed brown liquid. Pleas from medical and legal advocates, as well… Read More ›
Beer Coaster Shortage Threatens Major NSW Infrastructure Projects
The NSW government is facing a planning crisis after a strike at Australia’s largest beer coaster factory has left it with no available surfaces on which to nut out the details of multi billion dollar infrastructure projects. “How the hell… Read More ›
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