The LNP, fresh off wrecking the Voice referendum has proposed a new referendum on whether to recognise trust fund baby Gina Rinehart as current custodian of the Nation. ”Gina gives us so much and asks for so little in return,”… Read More ›
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Lil’ Paul Murray Upset That Daddy Rupert Says He Can’t Play With Trump
Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
Palmer Puts In 45 Billion Dollar Bid For Myspace
Australia’s most annoying billionaire Clive ‘National Treasure’ Palmer has taken a break from spamming the country to announce that he has bid 45 billion dollars to buy antiquated social media site Myspace. ”Who says you can’t buy friends?” Asked Mr… Read More ›
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