Australian viewers have woken up this morning to learn that what they thought was the Opposition leader Bill Shorten’s budget reply speech was in fact the test pattern. “Well it got me, I tuned in to watch and thought gee… Read More ›
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Crime Gangs Outraged By CBA’s High Money Laundering Fees
International drug smuggling gangs have joined the call for a royal commission into the banking sector after being forced to pay the Commonwealth Bank outrageously high fees for each money laundering transaction. “It sucks that they charge us $1.50 each… Read More ›
Government To Allow Investors To Negatively Gear Avocados
The Turnbull Government is considering a proposal that would allow investors to negatively gear their purchases of avocados as a measure to help allow first time avocado buyers enter the market. Treasurer Scott Morrison spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›