The Coalition has rebounded strongly from their NSW council election debacle, where they managed to not enrol their candidates, despite having 4 years to do so, by launching their slogan for the upcoming Federal election. ”Vote For Us Or Linda… Read More ›
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ScoMo Happy To Leave The Court With His Pants Not On Fire
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has left court after testifying in the Linda Reynolds defamation case, telling friends that he’s relieved to get out of there with his pants not on fire. ”Never good to be in… Read More ›
Coalition Will Release Their Policy On Women The Minute Linda Reynolds Has Successfully Sued Brittany Higgins Into Bankruptcy
The Coalition has announced today that they will soon be releasing their policies for the next election with regards to women. They explained that the minute that Linda Reynolds’ law suit against rape victim Brittany Higgins concludes then they will… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Applauds The Coalition For Targeting Alleged Victims Of Sexual Assault
Niche news network Sky News Australia has applauded the Peter Dutton led Opposition for using leaked evidence from a criminal trial to target an alleged victim of sexual assault and those that may have helped them. ”Brilliant move, Mr Dutton,… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Asks Jen When’s International Men’s Day
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his wife Jen why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest of honour at several events celebrating International Women’s Day. ”The PM was merely enquiring as… Read More ›
ScoMo Stunned To Learn That Woman Are Allowed To Vote
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was stunned to learn this week that women were actually allowed to vote in the upcoming Federal Election. ”When he found out it absolutely floored him,” said a Government Insider. ”He… Read More ›