In a bid to fireproof the state for the remainder of summer Chris Minns has spread half a billion tonnes of mulch over the state’s bushland. “We’ve been sending out Elvis the water sucking helicopter to hoover up all that… Read More ›
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Fire Ravaged Town Devastated By A Flood Of Journalists
The town of Yabbie Creek was left reeling today after being hit by a flood of journalists just days after the town was ravaged by fire. “They came out of nowhere one minute I’m sifting through the still smouldering ashes… Read More ›
Climate Scientists Resolve To Just Get Really Drunk From Now On
The world’s climate scientists have responded to the release of a major new report by collectively resolving to spend the rest of their time, before global warming-induced eco-holocaust renders human civilisation unsustainable, getting really, really drunk. “We’ve just gotten sick… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 