The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has told the United Nations to forget about climate change that it’s a myth, with his reason being that his office is consistently 70 degrees (Fahrenheit). ”I’ve had the same… Read More ›
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ScoMo Condemns New Tourism Mascot Ruby Roo, Asks Why They’re Not Wearing A Bikini
Former Minister for health/industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has condemned Australia’s new tourism mascot Ruby Roo, with the former PM incensed that the kangaroo was not wearing a bikini. ”I don’t know what those clowns at Tourism… Read More ›
Ronald McDonald Responds To Cash For Comments Allegations
Community leader Ronald McDonald has responded to criticism that his endorsement of the family restaurant McDonald’s is one that has been solicited through cash payments. Documents leaked to The (un)Australian highlighted that the beloved entertainer has been receiving payments from the… Read More ›
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