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Channel 9 Execs Greenlight Daryl Somers Hypnotism Show, Cluck Like Chickens
Channel 9 executives gave a rare insight into how television shows are selected and produced today by holding a press conference in which they outlined the rationale for choosing Daryl Somers new hypnotism show, and then started flapping their folded arms… Read More ›
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Turnbull Says Negative Gearing Price Pressure Non-Existent Unless Labor Removes It
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has responded to Labor’s negative gearing policy by declaring that house prices will fall dramatically under the plan; not that negative gearing puts upward pressure on house prices though. The comments come after Labor outlined… Read More ›
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Andy Murray Looking Forward to Commonwealth Games
Britain’s number one tennis player has indicated that he is really, really looking forward to the Commonwealth Games. The great hope of English tennis, born in Scotland, held a press conference after playing a match in one of the colonies at… Read More ›
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Dutton Cancels Pick-Up-Artist’s Visa After Bad Advice Regarding Women
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has Cancelled Jeff Allen’s Visa after the notorious pick-up-artist, known for advocating abusive behaviour to seduce women, gave some bad advice on how to respond to the “Mad Witch” twitter debacle. It had already been a… Read More ›
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Westpac Rate Rise Not Westpac’s Fault; Economy Was Asking For It
Westpac’s rate rise has been defended by CEO Brian Hartzer, in light of the fact that, “sometimes when the economy says no, it really means yes.” Westpac have raised interest rates by 0.2 percentage points, despite no move from The… Read More ›
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After Labour Day, Workers Keep Forgetting It’s Tuesday
The Citizens of Australia enjoyed a long weekend in the first week of October this year with only WA, Tasmania and the Northern Territory missing out. However, people in the states that celebrated Labour Day by taking Monday off have… Read More ›
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