Ryde man Ian Decisive has taken stress leave this week after a Saturday afternoon trip to his local bottle-o to pick up a 6 pack left him broken down and emotional, after wall after wall of obscure beer types greeted… Read More ›
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Dutton Tells CEO’s To Stop Talking About Workplace Bullying And Talk to Ray Hadley Instead
Federal Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has attacked the nation’s CEO’s over their continued input into matters that he feels doesn’t concern them. The issues Minister Dutton singled out in particular were marriage equality and workplace bullying…. Read More ›
South Australia To Be Powered By Outrage Over Coopers Video
Steam coming out the ears of self righteous twats offended by the Coopers Light/Bible Society viral video will be harnessed to create electricity and stored in giant batteries, announced South Australian premier Jay Weatherall yesterday. “The average inner city beardo… Read More ›
Coopers And One Nation Launch “Keeping It White” Campaign
Following the unheralded success of their “Keeping it Light” campaign with The Bible Society, Coopers Brewery have looked to maintain their momentum with their new collaboration with political party, One Nation; “Keeping it White”. In a media release on their… Read More ›