Noted environmentalist, Leonardo Di Caprio, known for his dedication to recycling relationships has congratulated singer Keith Urban on his willingness to give older women a chance. After learning that Urban, 57, was now dating a 25 year old following his… Read More ›
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ScoMo Refuses To Say If His Creepy Mate Jabbed Anyone In The Philippines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing has refused to say whether his creepy mate the Member for Dawson jabbed anyone on one of his frequent trips to the Philippines. ”I’m not going to get down into the gutter to discuss what old… Read More ›
Family First Creeped Out By New Stepfather Cory Bernardi
The kids of Family First are unhappy that their mother has brought home a new partner in Conservative Party leader Cory Bernardi. “Mum’s made some pretty dodgy choices in the past, even flirting with Barnaby Joyce, but this new guy… Read More ›