Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has issued a press release to remind the Nation that he too as Minister for Home Affairs was involved in torturing kids in off shore detention centres. ”The Dark Lord is rather… Read More ›
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Dutton Tells The Army Be Prepared To Invade Victoria
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has commanded his forces to gather on the NSW/Victorian border in preparation of invading the State and over throwing the Dan Andrews regime. ”The time has come for Australians to stand up… Read More ›
Dutton Bans Milk Arrowroot Biscuits Due To Their Sexually Suggestive Name And Shape
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has again acted to protect the sanctity of morning tea by banning the humble milk arrowroot biscuit due to it’s sexually suggestive name and shape. ”I want the men working under my command… Read More ›
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