The Reserve Bank of Australia has taken a break from kicking mortgage holders in the groin to call on the Nation’s defamation lawyers to reign in their spending as inflation is on the rise. ”These millionaire defamation lawyers need to… Read More ›
Defamation
Channel 7 To Hold A Telethon For Survivors Of Defamation Lawsuits
Channel 7 has today announced that they will be ditching the kids hospital telethon in favour of a more worthy cause, male survivors of defamation lawsuits. ”What sort of World do we live in, when good wholesome chaps like Bruce… Read More ›
Coalition Pledges To Sue Australia Back Into Prosperity
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton’s Coalition has today launched their plan to keep the Australian budget in the black, by suing their way to prosperity. ”Australians don’t need to be afraid of any Government that I lead,” said the Dark… Read More ›
Dutton Shocked That Most People Don’t Consider Puppy Strangling A Hobby
Opposition leader Peter Dutton (yep, really) has expressed shock to his advisors after they told him that the general public wasn’t as into puppy strangling as a hobby as he was. ”Peter is still getting used to being the front… Read More ›
Porter Claims That His Legal Defence ”Fell Off The Back Of A Truck”
Alleged Member of Parliament Christian Porter has updated the Parliamentary Register of Interests to declare that the costs of his recent defamation case against the ABC ”fell off the back of a truck.” ”What can I say? I was walking… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Calls For The Immediate Banning Of Potato Peelers
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has called for the immediate banning in Australia of the humble potato peeler. ”As Minister for the Dark Arts, my job is to make the country a safe place for all Liberal-voting… Read More ›
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