Australia will be getting its very own space agency with plans to mount a mission to put astronauts on the surface of Dubbo within two decades. “Due to the high cost of petrol and the dodgy radiator we will have… Read More ›
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Gina Tells Donald That She And Her Billions Are There For Him After His Split From Musk
Australian billionaire, Gina Rinehart, fresh off backing a dud, Peter Dutton, in the last Australian election has sent a message to US President, Donald Trump, that she and her billions are there for him should he need comfort in his… Read More ›
Trump Tells The Ukraine To Think About Disney World Kyiv
Co-US President, Donald Trump, has told the Ukraine to think about ending the war with Russia by bandying together and building a Disney World Kyiv with an accompanying Trump resort. ”People would flock to Disney World Kyiv, especially if you… Read More ›
Rinehart Orders Dutton To Get An Orange Spray Tan ASAP
Peter Dutton’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has taken time out of her Donald Trump themed celebrations to get on the phone and demand that her favourite toy, Dutton, get an orange spray tan ASAP. ”As leader of the Coalition I… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells Elon To Give Him A Call
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Scotty from marketing, has tweeted out to Twitter owner Elon Musk to ask him to give him a call so they can talk about branding and employment opportunities. ”Elon is a bloke with a… Read More ›
Lil’ Paul Murray Upset That Daddy Rupert Says He Can’t Play With Trump
Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
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