Pauline Hanson has taken time out from her new hobby of sliding down famous Australian landmarks to demand that the Prime Minister do something for the farmers like nuking the drought. “It’s about time this Government did something for the… Read More ›
Farmers
Farmers Fight Off Flood Of Breakfast TV Presenters
Farmers in New South Wales and Queensland currently in the midst of a drought have faced a new challenge in recent weeks with a surging flood of breakfast TV presenters bearing down on them. “Mate it’s been tough, I was… Read More ›
Dutton Offers Family Visas To South African Potato Farmers
Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has reached out to South African potato farmers with an offer of a family visa in an effort to aide their move to Australia. “The thought of those poor white farmers suffering… Read More ›
Dutton Says Australia Is Open To The White Type Of Asylum Seekers
Minister for Immigration, Border Protection and Making Lord Voldemort Look Like a Saint Peter Dutton has declared that Australia is open to accepting the white type of asylum seekers. Speaking to the Daily Telegraph’s columnist Miranda Devine on her live… Read More ›