A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had… Read More ›
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Tearful Baristas Admit It’s Been International Roast™ All Along
All coffee served in Australia’s hipster cafes has been International Roast™ the whole time, confessed the nations baristas in a tear soaked press conference yesterday. “The Belizian Misty Mountain, the Los Pelotas Kilimanjaro Cascara, even the one that allegedly has… Read More ›
Police Treat Margaret Fulton’s Death As Suspicious As The Competition To Be A Masterchef Judge Heats Up
Police have confirmed that they are treating the death of 94 year old culinary icon Margaret Fulton as suspicious. They believe that Fulton may have been targeted by a fellow chef as she was seen as a potential front runner… Read More ›
Deliveroo Contract Having Trouble Finding Its Address
A lost Deliveroo contract has admitted that it can’t find its address after several weeks of cycling frantically around the neighbourhood. “Damn it, there’s a Smith Street and a Smith Crescent in this suburb,” said the frustrated contract as it… Read More ›
Campbelltown Maccas Tops List Of Fifty Best Restaurants In World
Campbelltown McDonald’s has shocked more fancied establishments from France, Spain and Italy to be named number one in Restaurant magazine’s list of the Fifty Best Restaurants in the world in a glittering ceremony in Melbourne. “The signature dish of twin… Read More ›
Treasurer Allows Early Access To Superannuation To Buy Snacks At Movies
Scott Morrison will allow Australians to access their superannuation before retirement in order to fund the purchase of food when they go to the movies. “This measure will give young Australians a chance to get into the market for a… Read More ›
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