Lisa Orton an accounts receivable officer for a Surry Hills based marketing company has proudly told colleagues that she not only has never watched a game of footy in her life, she doesn’t even know which team’s which. The statement… Read More ›
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Albo claims he’s a “$1.20 chance” Of Fixing Up This Gambling Thing
Prime Minister, until Bill Shorten finds his knife collection, Anthony Albanese, has told colleagues that he’s a $1.20 chance of fixing up this gambling thing that everyone seems so bothered about. ”Albo is confident, you know the Rabbitoh’s haven’t had… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hopes His Trip To The Footy Inspires Victorians In Lockdown
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has extended his well wishes to those in Victoria currently in lockdown and he hopes that they will take inspiration from his trip over the weekend to the footy to watch his beloved Cronulla Sharks…. Read More ›
ScoMo Looks At Lifting Restrictions For People Wishing To Commemorate Captain Cook
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has talked of temporarily lifting social distancing restrictions to allow Australians to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Captain Cook’s voyage to Australia. “We have done pretty well by social distancing, the curve is flattened so… Read More ›
Pick Your Team: The (un) Australian NRL Fantasy Superscandal 2015
It’s time again to sign up to play NRL Fantasy Superscandal, the most popular fantasy scandal game. Simply pick your squad of seventeen NRL players and earns points every time one of your players does something that gets him into… Read More ›