Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos…. Read More ›
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Sky News Australia Shocked Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them Didn’t Swing The Election To The Republicans
Niche news network Sky News Australia was left stunned today following the Republican parties poor election results as the network believed that their viewers, all 6 of them would swing the vote to the GOP’s favour. ”We didn’t see this… Read More ›
Sky News Blames Shockingly Low Ratings On Cancel Culture
Niche news network Sky News Australia has lashed out and blamed what they call ”cancel culture” for the network’s ridiculously low ratings. ”Damn! Woke leftists have decided to cancel us,” said a Sky News spokesperson. ”They should force people to… Read More ›
Rural Australia Facing An Infestation Of Credlins, Murrays And Bolts
Rural Australia which is currently in the grip of a mouse plague has been dealt the devastating news that they will soon be infested with Credlins, Murrays and Bolts. After news broke that niche news service Sky News Australia would… Read More ›
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