Fans of back to back football champions the Brisbane Lions have swarmed to their home ground hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve waited 50 years for… Read More ›
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NRL Referee Fined $10,000 For Post Match Spray Criticising Every Mistake Made By Players
A rugby league referee has copped the maximum $10,000 fine after an angry outburst bagging every error made by the players during a semi finals match he officiated last weekend. “I’m doing my best out there trying to ensure every… Read More ›
Smug Office Worker Who Refers To The Footy As ‘Sportsball’ Surprised To Learn That They Weren’t Asked To After Work Drinks
Twenty eight year old Sydney based accounts assistant, Jeff Jones, has spent his week at work bemoaning to one and all how he has no interest in any of the weekends games of ‘sportsball’ as he calls it. Mr Jones… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells Jen To Call The Office And Tell Them That He’s ‘Sick’ After A Big Grand Final Night
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›
Sydney Roosters Spend Week Getting Used To Playing Before An Actual Crowd
In the lead up to the NRL Grand final the Sydney Roosters who will play the Canberra Raiders in the decider have spent the week trying to familiarise themselves with playing before an actual crowd. “It’s definitely a different time… Read More ›
Heroic Roosters Fan Watches Entire Grand Final With Broken Chardy Glass
The biggest secret of the NRL Grand Final has been revealed after victors the Sydney Roosters admitted that their biggest fan had inspiringly watched the entire game whilst concealing that the stem on his wine glass had snapped. “I’d actually… Read More ›
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