Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›
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Sydney Roosters Spend Week Getting Used To Playing Before An Actual Crowd
In the lead up to the NRL Grand final the Sydney Roosters who will play the Canberra Raiders in the decider have spent the week trying to familiarise themselves with playing before an actual crowd. “It’s definitely a different time… Read More ›
Heroic Roosters Fan Watches Entire Grand Final With Broken Chardy Glass
The biggest secret of the NRL Grand Final has been revealed after victors the Sydney Roosters admitted that their biggest fan had inspiringly watched the entire game whilst concealing that the stem on his wine glass had snapped. “I’d actually… Read More ›
Smug Office Worker Who Refers To The Footy As ‘Sportsball’ Surprised To Learn That They Weren’t Asked To After Work Drinks
Twenty eight year old Sydney based accounts assistant Jeff Jones has spent his week at work bemoaning to one and all how he has no interest in either of the weekends games of ‘sportsball’ as he calls it. Mr Jones… Read More ›
Tony Abbott To Sing “There Is Nothing Like A Dame” At NRL Grand Final
The NRL has caved in to Tony Abbott’s criticism of Macklemore’s proposed performance of the number one song “Same Love” at Sunday’s grand final by cancelling the song and replacing it with the Warringah backbencher singing “There Is Nothing Like… Read More ›
Thousands Of Sharks And Dogs Fans Gather To Get A Glimpse Of Really Pissed Footballers
Fans of underdog football champions the Western Bulldogs and the Cronulla Sharks have swarmed the home grounds of both clubs hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve… Read More ›
