Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has sent a letter to organisers of the Garma festival that he will not be attending this year as he needs to stay at home and wash his hair. ”As Opposition leader you are kept very… Read More ›
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Bob Katter Demands Bob Downe Stop Using His Name And Haircut
Politician and published author Bob Katter has issued a press release in which he demands popular entertainer Bob Downe cease and desist from using the name Bob. As well he has asked the entertainer to change his hairstyle in order… Read More ›
Army To Use Kevin Andrews’ Hair As Armour
Australia’s special forces troops are to be supplied with a special lightweight body armour created from the same bullet resistant material as Defence Minster Kevin Andrews’s hair. “This stuff is twice as tough as Kevlar and almost as flexible,” said… Read More ›
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