Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has expressed regret at his choice of dinner last night after ordering Italian. The Prime Minister decided on Italian after receiving a recommendation from Senator Matt Canavan’s Mother. A remorseful Prime Minister spoke to… Read More ›
High Court
George Brandis Regrets Hiring Bob Day To Build His Bookshelves
Following Bob Day’s resignation from Parliament, Attorney-General George Brandis has spoken of his frustration after revealing he hired Senator Day to build some bookshelves in his office. A livid Senator Brandis told The (un)Australian: “I hired Bob Day in good faith to knock… Read More ›
One Nation Calls On ABC TV Presenters To Wear Australian Flag Capes On Air
The One Nation party (not as fun as it sounds) has called upon ABC TV news reporters and presenters to show their patriotism by wearing the Australian flag as a cape whislt on-air. The call comes following the maiden speech… Read More ›