Peter Dutton has vowed to never again show any signs of humanity after his last slip up led to Australia being overrun by boatloads of empowered au pairs. “Our streets are infested with dreadlock haired German hippie girls taking babies… Read More ›
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“No More New Migrants Till We’ve Finished Hating The Ones We’ve Got” Pleads Pauline Hanson
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has demanded that Australia slow down its immigration rate until she’s had a chance to catch up on hating all the immigrants that are already here. “There’re whole groups of migrants that I haven’t got… Read More ›
Cronulla Woman Tells Shark To ‘Go Back Where It Came From’
A Cronulla woman has been caught on video violently deporting a shark from a local rock pool. The immigrant shark had breached the pool’s border, but was swiftly captured and ejected before it could attempt to claim asylum. “These sharks,… Read More ›
Trump To Deport Opossums Back To Ireland
Republican Party presidential front runner Donald Trump has announced plans to deport millions of opossums back to Ireland in a move sure to be popular with his growing base of anti-immigrant supporters. “These O’Possums illegally entered the country during the… Read More ›
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