The Coalition has demanded that the Albanese Government immediately change the law to allow those under the age of 40 to be able to sell their kidneys in order to get into the housing market. ”What sort of society does… Read More ›
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Gina Rinehart Books The Federal Court For Her Families Christmas Lunch
Australia’s favourite billionaire, according to low rating news channel Sky News Australia, Gina Rinehart, has booked the Federal court for her families Christmas lunch. ”The Federal court is a wonderful place to hold an event,” said a friend of the… Read More ›
Bored Barnaby Takes Up A Hobby: Conspiracy Theories
Recently married root rat, bored Barnaby Joyce, has taken up a new hobby, investigating conspiracy theories. ”I was sitting at home last Friday night, bored out of my brain, when I decided to look at one of the many millions… Read More ›
Hanson: “Where’s The White Friday Sale?”
Australian Senator and part-time reality TV contestant, Pauline Hanson, has demanded to know why there is no white Friday sales. ”How dare the whites be discriminated against! Screeched Pauline, ”There’s black Friday sales and even EOFYS sales, but us whites… Read More ›
Sky News Encourages Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Get Behind Dutton
Low rating news channel, Sky News Australia, has put out the rally cry for their viewers, all 6 of them, to get behind low-polling Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton. ”We need our viewers to muck in and get… Read More ›
Angus Taylor Proudly Tells His Colleagues That He Did A Meme
The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer (yep, really), Angus Taylor, has proudly told his colleagues that he did a meme about his opponent, Treasurer Jim Chalmers. ”Angus was very proud to successfully post a meme and from the right account as well,”… Read More ›