Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has written in his new book about his painful battle with the disease endometriosis. Mr Morrison, or ScoMo, as he prefers to be referred to, revealed that he believed that he had… Read More ›
Jen and the girls
Exhausted Jen Up All Night Explaining The Lehrmann Verdict To ScoMo
Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s wife, Jen Morrison, has taken the day off today due to exhaustion from spending the night trying to explain to her husband the Lehrmann verdict. “Poor Jen, it took hours to explain this to ScoMo,”… Read More ›
ScoMo Laughs After Hiding From Jen & The Girls, Pretending To Be Raptured
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has posted on social media of how he tricked his wife and children into believing that he’d been raptured after hiding from them yesterday morning. ”You should’ve seen the looks on their… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Jen To Ring In Sick For Him As Parliament Returns
Australia’s former Prime Minister and no fan of the UN Scott Morrison has today asked his wife Jen if she could ring his new boss the Dark Lord Peter Dutton and tell him he won’t be coming in to work… Read More ›
Scott Tells Jen To Take The Shower Curtains When Packing Up Kirribilli
Australia’s latest ex-PM Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen to make sure she packs the shower curtains and maybe swipe a towel or two from Kirribilli this week when she packs up as the family prepares to move back… Read More ›
”It’s Time To Stop Hiding Under The Doona And Learn To Live With The Floods” Says PM
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on the East Coast of Australia to get out from under the doona and learn to live with the floods. ”I know seeing roofs collapse and towns under water is… Read More ›