”It’s Time To Stop Hiding Under The Doona And Learn To Live With The Floods” Says PM

Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on the East Coast of Australia to get out from under the doona and learn to live with the floods.

”I know seeing roofs collapse and towns under water is a little nerve racking,” said the PM. ”But, you know you have a 99.9% chance of surviving a flood and you don’t have to be Tom Waterhouse to know that that’s good odds.”

”Heck, might place a tenner on myself if Tom’s willing, just don’t tell Jen, or Jesus.”

When asked why his Government was failing in it’s response to the current flood crisis, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Australian’s want the Government out of their lives. Well, at least that’s the message that I get when I go to shake their hands.”

”They don’t want to be rescued by the ADF, they want to hire their own helicopters and row their own Grandma’s to safety.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s International Women’s day, can’t wait to see what Jen’s whipped up for dinner.”

Mark Williamson


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