A cabinet leak from today’s federal budget has revealed that Treasurer Joe Hockey has already invested seven billion dollars worth of projected budget savings on six magic beans that he got from an old man* that he met while walking to the… Read More ›
The federal government will announce in the upcoming budget that they are to start auctioning off immigration visas to the highest bidder — and at the same time film it for the upcoming reality TV show “Hot Visa Auction Australia”…. Read More ›
Plans to introduce a policy whereby illegal boat arrivals must pay for the cost of their own detention has been leaked a few weeks away from announcing the federal budget for 2015-16. The leaked budget documents indicate that under the… Read More ›
The Australian Taxation Office has been forced to shut down its entire IT system after a sophisticated computer virus resulted in thousands of positive tax returns being submitted in what panicked public servants are describing in colourful words of no more than… Read More ›
Mining magnate, politician and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer has been dealt a second traumatic blow in as many weeks with the news that he has lost another dinosaur. Last week Mr Palmer’s beloved dinosaur statue Jeff was… Read More ›
Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey has told a Federal Court that he was so shocked by the Sydney Morning Herald’s “Treasurer For Sale” headline that he could not complete the private meeting a business elite had donated tens of thousands of… Read More ›
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