In an unprecedented move, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has decided to appoint his New Zealand counterpart John Key as the new minister for women. Mr Abbott said after watching John Key’s expert and tactical handling of the NZ ponytail affair,… Read More ›
Preliminary tests on New Zealand Prime Minister John Key, who came into repeated contact with a girl’s ponytail, suggest he does not have cooties. Mr Key was admitted to Wellington Hospital last night after experiencing gastrointestinal symptoms, fever and strong… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 