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Morrison Charges Dutton And Abbott With Looking After The Bee During Liberal Parties Campaign Launch
Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has charged Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton and Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott with the important task of guarding the bee in the basement during the Liberal parties launch this Sunday. “Sure… Read More ›
Cycling Buddies Abbott And Andrews To Compete On MKR
Channel 7 announced today that the next season of My Kitchen Rules will feature lifelong cycling ‘buddies’ Tony Abbott and Kevin Andrews competing to win the title. “We have so far avoided using so called ‘celebrities’ on the show,” said a Channel… Read More ›
Abbott To Challenge….Commonwealth Games Cycling Team
Former Prime Minister and lycra afficianado Tony Abbott has announced today that he will challenge the current Commenwealth games cycling team to a race. “I believe most Australian’s think that it is time that this team of cyclists face up… Read More ›
Abbott claims SSM Is A New Zealand Dual citizen
On the eve of the announcement of the results of Australia’s Sam Sex Marriage plebiscite, former Prime Minister Tony Abbott stated that the concept of marriage equality should be thrown out of politics, as it is a New Zealand based,… Read More ›
Liberal Party Blame Flinstones For Encouraging “Gay Old Time”
As politicians and pundits take to social media in reaction to the planned postal plebescite, the Liberal Nationals Party has released a scathing condemnation of a beloved childhood TV program. “The Flintstones”, Kevin Andrews stated, “has been eroding family values… Read More ›
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