Australia’s defamation lawyers have today put out a press release naming Channel 7’s second favourite son, Bruce Lehrmann, their person of the decade. ”Up until recently we thought that Ben Roberts-Smith was the goose that laid the golden egg,” said… Read More ›
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Channel 7 To Hold A Telethon For Survivors Of Defamation Lawsuits
Channel 7 has today announced that they will be ditching the kids hospital telethon in favour of a more worthy cause, male survivors of defamation lawsuits. ”What sort of World do we live in, when good wholesome chaps like Bruce… Read More ›
Porter Tipped To Quit Politics To Spend More Time With His Blind Trust
The Morrison Government’s alleged member for Pearce Christian Porter is tipped to announce today that he is quitting politics to spend more time at home with his blind trust. ”It’s been a hard year for Christian what with his childhood… Read More ›
Abbott and Howard Argue Over Who Should Be First To Provide Dyson Heydon With A Reference
Former Prime Ministers Tony Abbott and John Winston Howard have gotten in to a heated argument over who should be first to provide disgraced former High Court judge Dyson Heydon with a character reference. ”It was quite a discussion between… Read More ›
Manspreading Compulsory Under New Social Distancing Law
The government has introduced a new $10,000 fine for passengers who don’t manspread on buses and trains in a bid to slow down the transmission of the coronavirus. “Any person who sits down on public transport and doesn’t whack their… Read More ›
Asbestos Victims To Give Julie Bishop A 21 Wheeze Salute
Australia’s Asbestos victims have joined the parade of people paying tribute to former Foreign Minister Julie Bishop by announcing that they plan to deliver a 21 wheeze salute in honour of the former Member for Curtain. “It’s the absolute least… Read More ›