Niche news network, Sky News Australia, has conducted a forensic analysis of their ratings with the results indicating that their ridiculously low ratings were a result of putting out a crappy product rather than cancel culture. ”This came as a… Read More ›
Sky News Australia host, Sharri Markson, has blamed antisemitism for her show’s appallingly low ratings record. ”The Australian people are clearly antisemitic, I mean why else would they not be watching my show?” Asked the host. ”Every night I deliver… Read More ›
The flood-ravaged town of Lismore has been dealt a heavy blow today, with news that Sky News’ leading idiot Paul Murray will broadcast live from the town. ”Ah, jeez, haven’t we suffered enough what with the floods, clean up and… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a new reality show, Australia’s next top racist with the winner to be given Alan Jones’ spot on the network. ”Replacing Alan Jones is no easy task, it’s rare these days to… Read More ›
Convicted racist and Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt has apologised profusely to the Liberal party for grilling their politician Gladys Liu on his show The Bolt Report. Mr Bolt wanted it known that he was under the belief that the… Read More ›
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