Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has instructed his staff to have concrete bollards installed around the Lodge and his Sydney Office in an effort to keep Newspolls out. “Newspolls can be quite damaging to an agile and innovative government like mine,… Read More ›
As politicians and pundits take to social media in reaction to the planned postal plebescite, the Liberal Nationals Party has released a scathing condemnation of a beloved childhood TV program. “The Flintstones”, Kevin Andrews stated, “has been eroding family values… Read More ›
Deputy leader of the National party Fiona Nash was spotted in the Canberra suburb of Deakin shopping for an outfit for her party’s annual Halloween party. When asked what costume she was considering Nash told of her plans to dress… Read More ›
Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has called upon Labor leader Bill Shorten to prove that he had no involvement in the assassination of US President John F Kennedy. Ms Bishop’s allegations against Mr Shorten come despite the fact that JFK was… Read More ›
One Nation has agreed to help the Turnbull Government pass it’s Media law amendments on the proviso that the ABC’s charter be changed to ensure more fruits than just bananas be put in pyjamas. “For too long the ABC has… Read More ›
Deputy Prime Minister (for now) Barnaby Joyce was shocked to learn that he was a member of the Liberal National Party (LNP) and not the Lemon and Paeroa (L&P) party. “Thirteen years ago I joined what I thought was the… Read More ›
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