The makers of controversial poverty porn documentary Struggle Street have denied reports they planned a follow-up which could damage the reputation of people who actually matter. Mayor of Woollahra Cr Penny Goldmine who is on a mission to stop SBS… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull
Sacking Journalist For Fact-Based Personal Opinions ‘No Biggie’, Says Human Rights Commissioner
Human Rights Commissioner, Tim Wilson, a long-time advocate and defender of freedom of the right sort of speech for all the right sort of people, has said he sees no problem with SBS sacking long-serving sports reporter, Scott McIntyre for… Read More ›
Pressure Mounts On Turnbull To Contest Manly Dam Spill
Confusion is rife within the Liberal Party over rumours that Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is preparing to announce his candidacy in the Manly Dam Spill. Turnbull has previously indicated that were a spill motion to pass, it would not be… Read More ›
Turnbull To Model Calvin Klein Underwear
The Abbott government’s communications minister, Malcolm Turnbull, has updated the Register of Members’ Interests to include his recent work in fashion shoots. The federal member for Wentworth had a varied career prior to entering politics, including law, banking and running… Read More ›
‘Stop Being Mean To Tony’ Says Turnbull, Trying Hard Not To Smirk
“Let’s not use this latest incident as another ‘let’s-bash-Tony-Abbott’ occasion,” Coalition frontbencher and Preferred Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told the press today, while desperately trying to suppress a smirk. The Prime Minister In Waiting was speaking after yet another gaffe/deeply offensively racist comment… Read More ›
Government Introduces Two Tiered ‘Priority’ And ‘Metadata’ Stamps
In a move that is sure to shock your parents, the Cabinet has approved Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s proposal to increase the cost of stamps from 70c to $1. A stamp, for those born after 1991, is a little sticky… Read More ›