Religious leaders have signed a monumental agreement to work towards ending modern day slavery with Pope Francis stating that “forced jobs, prostitution and organ trafficking (are) a crime against humanity, almost on par with two dudes shacking-up.” The Pope was joined… Read More ›
Matthew Brinsden
Politician Apologises for Speaking Honestly
Defence Minister David Johnston has apologised over his comments regarding the government’s ship building company, admitting “there’s no room in federal politics for what a politician actually thinks”. Mr Johnston received criticism from both the Opposition and his own party over his statements… Read More ›
Missing Teen Feared To Have Joined ISIS Found Drinking On Oval
Admitting his alibi “seriously overshot the mark” a Sydney teenager has been grounded indefinitely after it was discovered he only told his parents he was in Syria so he could attend a friend’s birthday party. An international investigation involving the… Read More ›
World Leaders Reveal Prime Minister’s Emotional Breakdown Following ‘Weird And Graceless’ Opening To G20 Retreat.
Attendees of Saturday’s private G20 leaders retreat have revealed the entirety of the two-hour meeting was spent comforting the Prime Minister on how difficult it is being a head of state. According to world leaders, Tony Abbott’s opening address, which… Read More ›